Selling Ice Balls on a hot summer day in Kiddeland will
quickly fire anyone's imagination. Doing that in a cramped little trailer with
two kinda big women with mild to serious mental conditions will enhance that
vision. My cousin was about 15, and a capable ice ball server. We always
featured two flavors in the upside down jugs with little on and off faucets. In
spite of my cousins' expertise, Maggie was his nemesis, and she really got in
his way. If a little kid couldn't decide if he wanted cherry or orange she'd
just give him anything and say "next". If he wanted cherry and she was in the
midst of giving him orange, she'd simply slip the ice ball from beneath the
orange and pour on the cherry.
Then there were the bees. Summer sun....a crowded
stand....very sugary syrup....and the bees were everywhere. Sometimes they'd
get into a jug of our syrup, especially when Maggie would place a pail under the
syrup dispensers to save the dripped liquid....then pour that into an empty jug
and call the brownish concoction "tutti fruitti"...(with an occasional bee
floating in it). This horrified my cousin, the ice ball king at this point, but
his pleas fell on Maggie's deaf ears (literally). The show had to go
on.
Now I'm three years older than my much referred to cousin,
thus I had a car, and we decided at one point to give "the girls" a ride home.
I had a two door Chevy at the time, and getting these two women into the back
seat was a monumental task for some reason, and it seemed to challenge everyone
involved. They both tried to somehow back into the car, with Maggie shouting "
Get IN Helen...GET IN!". Now it crossed my mind at some point that perhaps
these two had never been in an automobile before...but that seemed unlikely, and
whatever the problem was, we were changed forever more. By the next morning when
I picked him up for work I was already shouting " Get IN Helen " before he even
reached for the handle. From that day until the present, my cousin has been
called "Helen"....by me...by my family...by our friends...and once in front of
one of his co-workers.
The look he gave me was memorable. Through the years he's
tried to make " Maggie"...or "Margaret" stick to me....but it's never been
etched into my life the way that "Helen" has stuck to him. The last part of the
West View experience will have to be tomorrow...I need to take a break and call
Helen.
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