Make yourself comfortable here, while people like Stacey
Campfield in Tennessee push legislation to forbid saying the word "gay" to
anyone younger than fourteen, while proclaiming that AIDS was caused by man on
monkey relations. Rick Santorum prepared you for this with his comparison of
homosexuality to bestiality.
Sit back and relax while civil rights for a minority are
given by the government, and then taken away by the majority. You might even see
Rosa Parks sent to the back of the bus again, if the majority prevails. Chris
Christy demonstrated this with a quick dip into his bigoted
inkwell.
Meet the new leader here in the zone...he'll tell you all
about the phony theology that has been spreading because of people like Barrack
Obama, how caring for the earth is so ridiculous, how public schools ought to be
closed so that local communities can provide a much better system, with parents
making the major decisions. Just ignore the fact that getting parents to show up
for an open house is often a major challenge.
Here in the zone, without the current phony theology that Mr
Santorum is about to change, women won't be bothered with time consuming neo
natal care, Catholics who work in drugstores that sell condoms will be required
to quit there jobs, and all those pesky gay soldiers who are fighting for their
country will be sent back home.
The upcoming attack on Iran that Mr S. would be so happy to
have commence with no regard for "collateral damage" ( innocent victims ) will
have to take center stage here in the zone....thus it will be important that you
stop using birth control ( a VERY BAD THING ), because we are going to need lots
more people.
Stay focused everyone! Strap your pets to the roof of your
cars, and stay tuned for more news flashes. It's a whole new world.
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